Too Fat to Work

The Times says £4.4m has been paid in benefits to people who are deemed too fat to work.

TOO FUCKING FAT TO WORK?! YOU FUCKING LAZY CUNTS. FUCK OFF AND GET A DIET. YOU FUCKING LAZY SHITS. WHY THE FUCK AM I PAYING FOR YOU FAT CUNTS TO SIT ON YOUR FUCKING ARSES AND CRY ABOUT BEING FAT?! IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE YOU CAN'T HELP IT. STOP FUCKING EATING, YOU STUPID, LAZY, FAT, SELFISH CUNTS.

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Tax Boss Quits After Records Vanish

Two crucial CDs containing 25 million people's personal details have gone missing, the Chancellor has admitted.

The chairman of HM Revenue and Customs Paul Gray has quit as the country's top tax man over the matter.

The Metropolitan Police are "making inquiries" into the blunder and Alistair Darling has made a statement to the Commons.

They went missing after they were sent by TNT courier.

"The missing information contains details of all Child Benefit recipients: records for 25 million individuals and seven and a quarter million families," he told MPs.

He also revealed that the missing discs contain personal data including the names, National Insurance and bank details of millions of child benefit recipients.

It means that the personal details of every family in the country with a child under 16 have gone missing.

Mr Darling told the Commons: "I regard this as an extremely serious failure by HMRC in their responsibility to the public."

In a letter to HMRC staff, Mr Gray said: "I am announcing today that I will be standing down as HMRC Chairman as a result of a substantial operational failure in the Department.

"This is not the way I would have planned to organise my departure from HMRC."

The Prime Minister has expressed his "full confidence" in the Chancellor of the Exchequer but Sky News' Political Editor Adam Boulton said the implications for the Treasury were very serious.

"I would expect this afternoon that from some quarters we will hear suggestions that Alistair Darling should resign, and his position has already been damaged by the Northern Rock crisis."

Conservative member of the House of Commons Treasury Committee Michael Fallon told Sky News Alistair Darling was in a precarious position.

"It will underline the growing feeling that we have a new chancellor who is not up to the job," he said.

Lib Dem leadership contender Chris Huhne said he was "flabbergasted" at the situation.

"It is a breach of trust and it is quite right that one head has a rolled, but if ministers knew about this, if they knew about the security problems, I'm afraid ministerial heads will have to roll as well."

Why are people so quick to resign from their posts? Would it not make more sense for them to be FORCED to stay and SORT THE FUCKING PROBLEM OUT? Rather than resign, go into hiding and then let the next poor fucker sort it out?

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Forbidden LEGO Book Is Big Xmas Hit

A book showing children how to make guns out of LEGO is climbing the list of must-have Christmas presents.


Book is a big hit in the US The manual, written by two former employees of the Danish plastic-brick firm, is a big hit in the US.

The authors of Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against promise "you'll learn to create working models that LEGO would never endorse".

Ulrik Pilegaard and Mike Dooley added: "Try your hand at a toy gun that shoots LEGO plates, a candy catapult, a high voltage LEGO vehicle."

Or a continuous fire ping-pong ball launcher, and other useless but incredibly fun inventions." The book was published in August by No Starch Press, a small independent publishing house based in San Francisco.

And it has become a surprise hit with Americans, shooting up the Amazon sales charts. But in Britain, there has been concern about the effect the book may have on children. The Daily Telegraph has dubbed the tome "the Anarchist Cookbook of the nursery".

And a commenter on ThisIsLondon.co.uk said: "This is a very dangerous idea. "Kids could make atomic bombs out of LEGO, and just think what would happen if some Islamic terrorist get hold of a copy. The possibilities are terrifying."

"Kids could make atomic bombs out of LEGO, and just think what would happen if some Islamic terrorist get hold of a copy. The possibilities are terrifying."

AAAAHAHAHHAAHAA!!1!1!!! What kind of terrorist is going to try and shoot you with a Lego brick?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! AhahahaHAhahahHahaahahhah! The world is actually full of retards.
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Mum Challenges Bus Cuts

A teenage mum-to-be has launched a legal challenge against a hospital trust for axing a free shuttle bus service.


Maria Rossiter, from Crawley, is outraged at the decision by Surrey and Sussex Healthcare NHS Trust to scrap the link between Crawley and Horsham hospitals and East Surrey Hospital in Redhill.

The teenager, who is due to give birth in March, has instructed solicitors to write to the trust, giving it one week to return the service or face a judicial review.

Maria, a full-time student in sport and leisure at Central Sussex College, said: "Enough is enough and it is time someone took a stand. This is a big issue and we need to do something about it."

The bus service was axed by the trust in October after managers said it was not being used enough by patients, visitors and staff to justify its £331,000 annual cost.

So this scummy little piece of shit thinks she can get something ELSE for nothing? Ok, so she's not your TYPICAL scummer in the fact that she is in college (albeit a college for scummers). But if she can't afford a fucking BUS, how the hell does she expect to be able to afford a CHILD? Oh yeah... I'll tell you... BY SPENDING MY FUCKING TAXES.

People like her are exactly what is wrong with the country. Yes, we moan about immigrants apparently taking over the country... But what they are actually doing is filling the jobs the lazy scroungers can't be fucked to get up off their arses to do.

So, here's what we do.

We stop ALL benefits, apart from pensions and people who can really REALLY prove they are disabled (someone with no arms or no legs, for example). So what happens with all the money we're saving by not paying chavs?

We plough it straight back in to the country

• We spend it schools so everyone gets a good education
• They'll learn how important it is to have a job
• They'll learn about how NOT to get pregnant at aged 12
• They'll learn how to be good people and not stab everything in sight
• They'll get a job when they leave school, which means we wouldn't NEED immigrants to help us survive!

• We spend it on the NHS
• We'll treat people so quickly and well that they WON'T be able to pretend to be disabled to get benefits
• They'll all be able to work and again, we won't NEED immigrants to fill these essential vacancies.

• We spend it on Public Transport
• Improve public transport to the point that the car is pointless
• Global Warmer is a step closer to being solved

• We spend it on the Police Force
• If there are any thieving scum chavs out there, we'll find them because there will be MORE police on the streets to stop them

Failing all this, we just get a gun and get rid of the scum once and for all... It's their choice.
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