My Daily Rant: 7 Mar 2008

Friday 7 March 2008

Spastics....

So I was cruising some classified ads tonight and came across a few cute cat adverts. I was looking through and gazing at the cute pictures when I came across such a fucking retardly written I had to email them... as follows:

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I really can't understand how the hell you've got through live so far with spelling like that.

Your ad: looking for a female cat for my littel frend must be from 4moths old to 6 moths old any culler mut be abal to deliver

How it SHOULD be: Looking for a female cat for my LITTLE FRIEND. Must be from 4 MONTHS old to 6 MONTHS old. Any COLOUR. Must be ABLE to deliver.

Jesus. What are you?
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Seriously, what the FUCK is up with people?

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Well, I'm going to compile my rants. In one place, or maybe two. Here mainly, but almost everything will be cross-posted anyway.

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Friday 7 March 2008

Spastics....

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