"The Plain White Ts", the REAL story behind "Delilha"

It has come to my attention that this is the real story behind their shit song:
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PWT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM "ONLINE TEENS"

pwt: Hey there Delilah
delilah14nyc: hi
pwt: What's it like in New York City?
delilah14nyc: ok. wer u from
pwt: I'm a thousand miles away
delilah14nyc: oh rite. u look at my profile? i look ugly
pwt: But girl tonight you look so pretty
delilah14nyc: thx but i dunt
pwt: Yes you do
delilah14nyc *blushes*
pwt: Times Square can't shine as bright as you
delilah14nyc: lol
pwt: I swear it's true
delilah14nyc has logged off


THE NEXT DAY

PWT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM "ONLINE TEENS"

pwt: Hey there Delilah
delilah14nyc: hi agen
pwt: Don't you worry about the distance
delilah14nyc: wot?
pwt: I'm right there if you get lonely
delilah14nyc: aww thx
pwt: Give this song another listen
delilah14nyc: wot song?
pwt: Close your eyes
delilah14nyc: ok
pwt: Listen to my voice it's my disguise
delilah14nyc: im on webcam if u wnt?
pwt: I'm by your side
delilah14nyc: moms coming i g2g
delilah14nyc has logged off
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: dude shes gone
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: dude shes gone!
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: stop it dude
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: seriously, shes gone
pwt: What you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: i'll fucking do something to you in a minute, you asshole

THE NEXT DAY

PWT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM "ONLINE TEENS"

pwt: Hey there Delilah
delilah14nyc: hi pwt
pwt: I know times are getting hard
delilah14nyc: i know, my mom thinks ur to old 4 me
pwt: But just believe me girl, someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
delilah14nyc: really? But ur not tht gud!
pwt: We'll have it good
delilah14nyc: we?
pwt: We'll have the life we knew we would
delilah14nyc: but wev not even met yet
pwt: My word is good
delilah14nyc: ur freekin me out
pwt: Hey there Delilah
delilah14nyc: im still here
pwt: I've got so much left to say
delilah14nyc: pm if u wnt or mail me
pwt: If every simple song I wrote to you would take your breath away, I'd write it all
delilah14nyc: aww thts sweet it is a v simple song
pwt: Even more in love with me you'd fall
delilah14nyc: aw that cute to
pwt: We'd have it all
delilah14nyc: moms coming agen i g2g spk 2moz
delilah14nyc has logged off
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: you again?
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: don't make me come down there
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: ffs man
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: right, that's it
pwt: What you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: I'm getting a knife

THE NEXT DAY

PWT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM "ONLINE TEENS"

jesuslovesu2k7: oh, well look who it isn't
pwt: A thousand miles seems pretty far
jesuslovesu2k7: from what?
pwt: But they've got planes and trains and cars
jesuslovesu2k7: fuck this shit again
jesuslovesu2k7 has logged off
DELILAH14NYC HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM "ONLINE TEENS"
pwt: I'd walk to you if I had no other way
delilah14nyc: hi pwt u talking to me?
pwt: Our friends would all make fun of us
delilah14nyc: well u r 22 n im only 14
pwt: and we'll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way
delilah14nyc: aw ur so sweet :)
pwt: Delilah I can promise you that by the time we get through the world will never ever be the same
delilah14nyc: that's bcuz by th time im legal ull be like 26 n old :(
pwt: And you're to blame
delilah14nyc: thats not nice im gunna go
pwt: Hey there Delilah, you be good and don't you miss me
delilah14nyc: ill try but that was mean
pwt: Two more years and you'll be done with school
delilah14nyc: its more like 4 :( n then im goin to college
pwt: And I'll be making history like I do
delilah14nyc: ull be makin history for groomin me :(
pwt: You'll know it's all because of you
delilah14nyc: y u bein mean today
pwt: We can do whatever we want to
delilah14nyc: not till im 18 :'(
pwt: Hey there Delilah here's to you
delilah14nyc: shit moms online n just told me she read our chats shes callin 911 on u :'( im sorry im sorry
pwt: This ones for you
delilah14nyc: shit im in trouble fuck fuck
delilah14nyc has logged off
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: you STILL?!
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: dude, you better run if shes like 14
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: seriously man get out you're going to be in prison!
pwt: Oh it's what you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: jesusfuckingchrist
pwt: What you do to me
jesuslovesu2k7: good luck, man. you're dead
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